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I am Roy.

I claim a quarter century of evolution.

My whole life is an acid trip.

Or one long and incredibly ludicrous slapstick comedy.

It's probably BOTH.

I just really like to make shit up.


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formypeanuts, wifey in thigh high fish tails


Oh and dont worry I got one from the Milf we ALL want to fuck too :)

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I hope this meets your satisfaction

This is a much better picture, thank you for submitting it.


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A brilliant metaphor

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"And how hard is it to land even a minimum-wage job? This year, the Ivy League college admissions acceptance rate was 8.9%. Last year, when Walmart opened its first store in Washington, D.C., there were more than 23,000 applications for 600 jobs, which resulted in an acceptance rate of 2.6%, making the big box store about twice as selective as Harvard and five times as choosy as Cornell. Telling unemployed people to get off their couches (or out of the cars they live in or the shelters where they sleep) and get a job makes as much sense as telling them to go study at Harvard."

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I understood myself only after I destroyed myself.

And only in the process of fixing myself, did I know who I really was.


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Death Proof

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